{"product_id":"humorous-novelty-christmas-baubles-for-adults","title":"Humorous Novelty Christmas Baubles for Adults","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.staticsaa.com\/uploads\/74210\/cart\/resources\/20240826\/bbef281718e46624b690e258891e5b04.gif\" width=\"434\" height=\"771\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFEATURES:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePERFECT GAG GIFTS FOR ADULTS:\u003c\/strong\u003e These ornaments are designed to be the ultimate adult gag gifts for the festive season. Ideal for Secret Santa exchanges, gift swaps, or simply surprising a friend, these unique baubles are sure to ignite laughter and conversation.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0356\/3048\/1544\/files\/2_7006dc38-0308-42db-b9fc-f1ca216fca4c.jpg?v=1725326195\" width=\"592\" height=\"592\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDELIGHTFULLY OFFENSIVE CHRISTMAS DECOR:\u003c\/strong\u003e Each bauble features a bold and humorous phrase, perfect for those with a wicked sense of humor. Individual options include sayings like \"Santa's coming on you... in your sleep,\" \"Merry mother fucking cunting bastarding christmas,\" \"Fresh out of fucks,\" \"Bellend,\" \"Cum Chugger,\" \"I fucking love Christmas,\" \"Christmas makes me less cunty,\" \"Thunder Cunt,\" \"Cunts everywhere,\" \"Go fuck yourself,\" \"Fuck off,\" and \"Christmas time camel toe and wine.\" These are perfect for adding a cheeky touch to your Christmas tree and amusing your guests in the best possible way. Alternatively, you can choose \"A Set (12pcs)🔥\" to receive one of each design.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0356\/3048\/1544\/files\/16_ed6e3df2-0cf0-46f7-9f7a-3d3abeb2683f.jpg?v=1725326195\" width=\"601\" height=\"601\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDURABLE, HIGH-QUALITY MATERIALS:\u003c\/strong\u003e Crafted from robust plastic with a stylish gold topper, these baubles are built to endure many festive seasons. Each ornament measures 70mm in diameter, making them a noticeable yet proportionate addition to any Christmas tree.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0356\/3048\/1544\/files\/15_a2ab9bcf-72e3-4731-99bf-ed83aae56c49.jpg?v=1725326195\" width=\"603\" height=\"603\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSECURE AND PROTECTIVE PACKAGING:\u003c\/strong\u003e Your baubles will arrive safely cushioned. Each ornament is individually boxed and wrapped in bubble wrap to prevent damage during transit. Please note that hanging strings are only included with the ornaments featured in product imagery or videos.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0356\/3048\/1544\/files\/6_6f09514d-099f-4d32-bda2-fa085bc82667.jpg?v=1725326195\" width=\"608\" height=\"608\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEXCLUSIVE AND UNIQUE DESIGNS:\u003c\/strong\u003e These one-of-a-kind designs are essential for anyone looking to celebrate Christmas with a bold and unconventional twist. Acquire this exclusive set to infuse your holiday decor with individuality and a touch of rebellious cheer.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSPECIFICATIONS:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Plastic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDesign:\u003c\/strong\u003e Gold topper\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0356\/3048\/1544\/files\/468ef44610c31b5b50b747b4f9f5ee49_05600ec1-f268-4d38-a9ff-766541c009b0.jpg?v=1725331143\" width=\"606\" height=\"606\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize Chart (in mm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eStyle\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eDiameter\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eSanta's coming on you... in your sleep\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e70mm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eMerry mother fucking cunting bastarding christmas\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e70mm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eFresh out of fucks\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e70mm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eBellend\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e70mm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eCum Chugger\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e70mm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eI fucking love Christmas\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e70mm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eChristmas makes me less cunty\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e70mm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eThunder Cunt\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e70mm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eCunts everywhere\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e70mm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eGo fuck yourself\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e70mm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eFuck off\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e70mm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eChristmas time camel toe and wine\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e70mm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eA Set(12pcs)🔥\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e70mm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePACKAGE:\u003c\/strong\u003e Each individual bauble is packaged separately. If you select \"A Set(12pcs)🔥\", you will receive one of each design, totaling 12 ornaments.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNOTE:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePlease allow for minor variations in measurements due to manual production.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eActual colors may differ slightly from what is shown in images due to monitor and lighting differences.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Luvans","offers":[{"title":"Santa's coming on you... in your sleep","offer_id":44741067309192,"sku":"HUMOROUSNO-SANTA-4Z9Q","price":22.8,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Merry mother fucking cunting bastarding christmas","offer_id":44741067341960,"sku":"HUMOROUSNO-MERRY-1902","price":22.8,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Fresh out of fucks","offer_id":44741067374728,"sku":"HUMOROUSNO-FRESH-67KW","price":22.8,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bellend","offer_id":44741067407496,"sku":"HUMOROUSNO-BELLE-7MR9","price":22.8,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cum Chugger","offer_id":44741067440264,"sku":"HUMOROUSNO-CUMCH-99NK","price":22.8,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"I fucking love Christmas","offer_id":44741067473032,"sku":"HUMOROUSNO-IFUCK-720C","price":22.8,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Christmas makes me less cunty","offer_id":44741067505800,"sku":"HUMOROUSNO-CHRIS-Q7YU","price":22.8,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Thunder Cunt","offer_id":44741067538568,"sku":"HUMOROUSNO-THUND-5G5K","price":22.8,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cunts everywhere","offer_id":44741067571336,"sku":"HUMOROUSNO-CUNTS-KXY3","price":22.8,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Go fuck yourself","offer_id":44741067604104,"sku":"HUMOROUSNO-GOFUC-RT72","price":22.8,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Fuck off","offer_id":44741067636872,"sku":"HUMOROUSNO-FUCKO-5ZE4","price":22.8,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Christmas time camel toe and wine","offer_id":44741067669640,"sku":"HUMOROUSNO-CHRIS-KPXC","price":22.8,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"A Set(12pcs)🔥","offer_id":44741067702408,"sku":"HUMOROUSNO-ASET1-H2IU","price":180.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0650\/2973\/4536\/files\/funny-christmas-bauble-for-adults-dear-santa-i-can-1.jpg?v=1769818390","url":"https:\/\/luvans.shop\/products\/humorous-novelty-christmas-baubles-for-adults","provider":"Luvans","version":"1.0","type":"link"}