Humorous Novelty Christmas Baubles for Adults
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FEATURES:
- PERFECT GAG GIFTS FOR ADULTS: These ornaments are designed to be the ultimate adult gag gifts for the festive season. Ideal for Secret Santa exchanges, gift swaps, or simply surprising a friend, these unique baubles are sure to ignite laughter and conversation.
- DELIGHTFULLY OFFENSIVE CHRISTMAS DECOR: Each bauble features a bold and humorous phrase, perfect for those with a wicked sense of humor. Individual options include sayings like "Santa's coming on you... in your sleep," "Merry mother fucking cunting bastarding christmas," "Fresh out of fucks," "Bellend," "Cum Chugger," "I fucking love Christmas," "Christmas makes me less cunty," "Thunder Cunt," "Cunts everywhere," "Go fuck yourself," "Fuck off," and "Christmas time camel toe and wine." These are perfect for adding a cheeky touch to your Christmas tree and amusing your guests in the best possible way. Alternatively, you can choose "A Set (12pcs)🔥" to receive one of each design.
- DURABLE, HIGH-QUALITY MATERIALS: Crafted from robust plastic with a stylish gold topper, these baubles are built to endure many festive seasons. Each ornament measures 70mm in diameter, making them a noticeable yet proportionate addition to any Christmas tree.
- SECURE AND PROTECTIVE PACKAGING: Your baubles will arrive safely cushioned. Each ornament is individually boxed and wrapped in bubble wrap to prevent damage during transit. Please note that hanging strings are only included with the ornaments featured in product imagery or videos.
- EXCLUSIVE AND UNIQUE DESIGNS: These one-of-a-kind designs are essential for anyone looking to celebrate Christmas with a bold and unconventional twist. Acquire this exclusive set to infuse your holiday decor with individuality and a touch of rebellious cheer.
SPECIFICATIONS:
- Material: Plastic
- Design: Gold topper
Size Chart (in mm)
| Style | Diameter |
|---|---|
| Santa's coming on you... in your sleep | 70mm |
| Merry mother fucking cunting bastarding christmas | 70mm |
| Fresh out of fucks | 70mm |
| Bellend | 70mm |
| Cum Chugger | 70mm |
| I fucking love Christmas | 70mm |
| Christmas makes me less cunty | 70mm |
| Thunder Cunt | 70mm |
| Cunts everywhere | 70mm |
| Go fuck yourself | 70mm |
| Fuck off | 70mm |
| Christmas time camel toe and wine | 70mm |
| A Set(12pcs)🔥 | 70mm |
PACKAGE: Each individual bauble is packaged separately. If you select "A Set(12pcs)🔥", you will receive one of each design, totaling 12 ornaments.
NOTE:
- Please allow for minor variations in measurements due to manual production.
- Actual colors may differ slightly from what is shown in images due to monitor and lighting differences.
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